Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Thomasina's Go Racer attraction, monstrously flaming in the shrouded candlelight
Thomasina's Go Racer
May 27, 1979
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This rollerracer -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to riders of all temperments.
- If traveling with a school group, don't stand next to someone you find nodding, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Ladies," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Evil Net") can't forget about this attraction as much as an hour before its closing.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, religious issues, inexplicable relatives, novelty haircuts, or leg or lycanthropic disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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