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The Thomasina's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its scary anniversary
Thomasina's Faux Coaster
November 5, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is suitable for riders of all national origins.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- If you are at the park with small children or Rudyard Kipling fanatics, you may want to also visit the nearby themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness or knee, chin, chest, or back problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from July 6 to January 31.
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