Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: A whole view of Thomasina's Faux Coaster when it's shrounded in reeds
Thomasina's Faux Coaster
July 17, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for toons of all temperments.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too startling for children and some adults.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- The amazed bullwhip was voiced by Alan Menken.
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