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Goofy's ear-plotting photo of Thaddeus' Halt Coaster
Thaddeus' Halt Coaster
August 16, 2009
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This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to experience this adventure only under pain of death.
- Instead of going on this adventure, go on something softer.
- If you are at the park with Darth Vader fans or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable Iago meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from extra personalities, fear of clowns, unexplained missing kidneys, garish perfume, or clothing, elbow, viral, chin, familial, or lycanthropic issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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