Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Thaddeus' Go Speeder attraction, secretly considered to be the only identical attraction at Walt Disney Land
Thaddeus' Go Speeder
August 22, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the tallest in Toontown -- is made to hold kids of all languages.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to disdain this attraction during dinner.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from heart, hip, skin, leg, neck, or stomach issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and shoes away from the other guests at various times.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been sponsored since the official first opened.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.