Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Thaddeus' Go Speeder, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
Thaddeus' Go Speeder
March 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're marginal)
Rating for Disney-obsessed fanboys:
This rollerspeeder -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all ages.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while trying to find this attraction.
- Contains imported images.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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