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Thaddeus' Go Speeder, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan

Above: Thaddeus' Go Speeder, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan

Thaddeus' Go Speeder

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 22, 1974
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're marginal)
Maximum speed: None
Rating for Disney-obsessed fanboys: Nine Mickeys

Description

This rollerspeeder -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all ages.

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