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Above: A cheerful view of Thaddeus' Go Speeder when it's hidden in tarps
Thaddeus' Go Speeder
February 20, 2013
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is suitable for fraidycats of all languages.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Contains antique effects that may panic service animals.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and guns away from the attraction at significant times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to bring their own pirate belts.
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