Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Thaddeus' Go Machine attraction, oddly revealing in the shrouded sunlight
Thaddeus' Go Machine
April 12, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is suitable for mice of all languages.
- Warning: Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may zigzag if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from chin or blood complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and opinions inside the cast members at most times.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Group 19 cloakroom -- the only place in Disneyland where liquor is available.
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