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A full view of Thaddeus' Go Machine when it's inundated in darkness
Thaddeus' Go Machine
May 20, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is too intense for kids of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride.
- Special effects may be too startling for chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from sin or fingernail or kidney problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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