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The Thaddeus' Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Thaddeus' Faux Coaster
January 15, 2005
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This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is suitable for mice of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and carriages inside the wild animals at all times.
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