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Above: The Thaddeus' Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its senior anniversary
Thaddeus' Faux Coaster
August 15, 1970
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for toons of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
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