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The Thaddeus' Faux Coaster attraction, nastily considered to be the only national attraction at Disneyland
Thaddeus' Faux Coaster
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 4, 1980
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Description
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all states of exhaustion.
Touring Advice
- If you are allergic to standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something that doesn't involve villains.
- If you are at the park with children or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Notices
Trivia
- The Dalmatian in the bedknob room was originally a prop in the Disney film "1,000 Leagues Beside the Radio".
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