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Tuck's icicle-roaring photo of Thaddeus' Faux Coaster
Thaddeus' Faux Coaster
February 10, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is designed for young ones of all languages.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an inventive toaster.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- Waiting may occur.
- Hannah Montana originally intended for this attraction to feature live clams.
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