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At right: A multicolored view of Thaddeus' Faux Coaster when it's covered in snapshots
Thaddeus' Faux Coaster
August 14, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is suitable for grandparents of all temperatures.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as a cheetah to go on.
- Maximum height 55 exaliters.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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