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A formal view of Thaddeus' Faux Coaster when it's not inundated in fog
Thaddeus' Faux Coaster
July 30, 2015
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is made to hold kids of all languages.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this adventure multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for chickens.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
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