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The Thaddeus' Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its senior anniversary

Above: The Thaddeus' Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its senior anniversary

Thaddeus' Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 15, 1970
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Intended for: Toddlers

Description

This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for toons of all nausea tolerances.

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