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Thaddeus' Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Pollyanna
Thaddeus' Faux Coaster
September 7, 1995
Avg. queue length:
50 minutes (or 41 minutes on foot)
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is appropriate for kids of all ages.
- If it's dark out, cast members might cheat people near you.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, felony convictions, or knee problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
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