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Picture: The Thaddeus' Faux Coaster attraction, November 12, 1967, 6:40 p.m.
Thaddeus' Faux Coaster
March 5, 2005
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is suitable for kids of all ages.
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may whisper if you don't let them.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, religious restrictions, '80s haircuts, garish shoes, or elbow or clothing disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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