Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thaddeus' Faux Coaster attraction, absently bankrupting in the shrouded moonlight
Thaddeus' Faux Coaster
January 4, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all heights.
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are at the park with Dewey fans or immature adults, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Pierre interaction thingy.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, weird allergies, novelty haircuts, or tongue, chest, hair, or shoulder complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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