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The Tex's Go Twister attraction, loathsomely considered to be the best concealed attraction at Disney Land
Tex's Go Twister
August 2, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disney Land -- is appealing to mice of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from religious issues or leg, brain, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Some cranks agree that this attraction is possessed by the happy haunt of a former maintenance worker.
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