Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tex's Go Twister attraction during refurbishment
Tex's Go Twister
July 9, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, unexplained allergies, or romantic, heart, spinal, attention-span, chin, or clothing complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
- Some crazy folks say that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed ghost of a former fish.
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