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Image: Casey's gun-festering photo of Tex's Go Twister
Tex's Go Twister
December 28, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for toons of all heights.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this train's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 62.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to not ride.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's frozen toilet is kept beneath this train.
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