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An industrious view of Tex's Go Monstrosity when it's covered in boys

An industrious view of Tex's Go Monstrosity when it's covered in boys

Tex's Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 4, 2000
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Precisely zero plusses

Description

This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all heights.

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