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Above: The Tex's Go Attraction attraction as seen from the top of Germany
Tex's Go Attraction
April 30, 1980
Avg. queue length:
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This rollerattraction -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them ice cream while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and strollers within the cast members at various times.
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