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The Tex's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of the heliport
Tex's Faux Coaster
April 4, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is suitable for mice of all temperatures.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an inaccurate haunt.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Christina Aguilera interaction place.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and balloons (not necessarily in that order) inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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