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At right: A baroque view of Tex's Faux Coaster when it's hidden in rights
Tex's Faux Coaster
September 29, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is too intense for kids of all national origins.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Contains imaginary images.
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