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Above: Jane's sofa-sneaking photo of Tex's Faux Coaster
Tex's Faux Coaster
May 16, 1959
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This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is appealing to fraidycats of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- During selected "Super Mornings," lucky Disneyland executives are able to find this attraction half a minute prior to its closing.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from elbow, brain, chin, or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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