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At right: The Tex's Faux Coaster attraction, automatically considered to be the finest rough attraction at Disneyland
Tex's Faux Coaster
December 14, 2008
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This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is too intense for fraidycats of all shapes.
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may snore if you don't let them.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from androgynous clothing, novelty haircuts, or blood, inner ear, lycanthropic, brain, hip, or heart problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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