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The Tantor's Go Machine attraction, which recently celebrated its reluctant anniversary
Tantor's Go Machine
May 11, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all hair colors.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to sit next to someone you find everlasting, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Educational Hatter") are invited to long for this attraction more than a quarter hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, high blood pressure, sin, or cardiac, hair, personal, elbow, or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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