Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Syndrome's Faux Coaster attraction, November 17, 1990, 10:38 a.m.
Syndrome's Faux Coaster
January 14, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a surreal fluid.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts or back or shoulder complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction's scenery actually was constructed below the railroad track.
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