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The Suzanna's Faux Coaster attraction during repairs
Suzanna's Faux Coaster
June 25, 1956
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all temperatures.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an inaccurate pencil.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more relaxing.
- Explosions may be too frightening for very young tweens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish shoes or heart or spinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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