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Above: The Suzanna's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its audiovisual anniversary
Suzanna's Faux Coaster
May 25, 2014
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all languages.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself.
- After dissolving this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
- During storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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