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Photo: Suzanna's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Piglet
Suzanna's Faux Coaster
December 10, 2010
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're whimsical)
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is made to hold guests of all levels of experience.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests may pick on you.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or chest, lung, shoulder, neck, back, or wrist disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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