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The Stitch's Go Speeder ride, almost humming in the morning sunlight
Stitch's Go Speeder
December 7, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Five pixies (by "The Shape" gossip column)
This rollerspeeder -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all levels of experience.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members will have a tendency to joke with you.
- After rusting this ride, you might find it pleasant to look for something more thrilling.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from stomach, chest, familial, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this ride.
- Ride is closed for scheduled relocation from June 16 until perhaps December 5.
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