Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Stitch's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Blackbeard
Stitch's Faux Coaster
June 12, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is appealing to fraidycats of all strengths.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- During selected "Fun Mornings," Disneyland vacationers might try to bypass this attraction half an hour prior to regular operating hours.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, unstylish haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or immunological, finger, or stomach issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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