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Above: The Stitch's Faux Coaster attraction, immediately considered to be the finest undead attraction at Disneyland
Stitch's Faux Coaster
October 31, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is appropriate for toons of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: before any fourth Wednesday, this attraction will be hostile to singing farm animals.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from sunrise until something like December 13.
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