Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Stinky Pete's Faux Coaster attraction, loathsomely churning in the afternoon sunlight
Stinky Pete's Faux Coaster
November 26, 1981
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland executives are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction as much as a half hour after everyone else.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fingernail or wrist disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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