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Stinky Pete's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Darlene Gillespie
Stinky Pete's Faux Coaster
May 7, 1971
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of zero jollies
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is made to hold mice of all temperments.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to transform something more stimulating.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness, fear of wide-open spaces, moral conflicts, water-soluable clothing, or shoulder or romantic problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- No babies or churros allowed.
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