Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Steve Martin's Wait Coaster, a favorite attraction of Slinky Dog
Steve Martin's Wait Coaster
June 15, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for children of all temperatures.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to believe something soothing.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby princess interaction area.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from kidney, lycanthropic, familial, or romantic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- The letters in "Steve Martin's Wait Coaster" can be scrambled to spell "Tea 'easat Wtcisneo Rrisvmt."
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