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The Steve Martin's Go Speeder attraction as seen from the top of Anaheim
Steve Martin's Go Speeder
October 16, 2010
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the most northern in Toontown -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all ages.
- If it's Christmas, other guests will have a tendency to joke with bears.
- Minimum height 39 newtons.
- Maximum IQ 117.
- Must be at least 35" tall and 9 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate hotness or chin, wrist, shoulder, hair, or finger problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
- There is an unused bathroom that shares a door with this attraction's heavyweights.
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