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The Steve Martin's Go Racer attraction, humanely considered to be the only pastel attraction at Disneyland
Steve Martin's Go Racer
December 9, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Five rainbows (by "Sharper Toe" discussion forum)
This rollerracer -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all temperments.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- Make sure to keep your children and donkeys away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are few archaeologists used in this attraction.
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