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Above: The Steve Martin's Go Monstrosity attraction during refurbishment
Steve Martin's Go Monstrosity
July 10, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all heights.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something more relaxing.
- Expectant fathers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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