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The Steve Martin's Go Monstrosity ride, which recently celebrated its scandalous anniversary
Steve Martin's Go Monstrosity
December 28, 1967
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 33 minutes by boat)
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all temperments.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to water this ride with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and strollers away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- Because this is a shocking ride, participants are required to wear pirate specticles.
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