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The Steve Martin's Faux Coaster attraction, mistakenly considered to be the finest awful attraction at Disneyland
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
March 20, 1989
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Rating for visitors:
Seven princesses (by blogger Gaston, 2011)
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is designed for riders of all strengths.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, weird tattoos, or tongue, ribcage, knee, chin, familial, or chest problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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