Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Steve Martin's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
February 22, 1967
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 34 minutes on foot)
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is appealing to riders of all temperments.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, excessive hotness, bad haircuts, or hip, kidney, cardiac, nasal, social, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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