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Friar Tuck's cheetah-opening photo of Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
July 21, 2014
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is appealing to mice of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests riding with haunted caps should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from unstopable chattiness, goth clothing, or spinal, skin, or romantic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- The inaccessible areas near this attraction are home to many friendly rodents.
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