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Jiminy Cricket's flag-inflating photo of Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
October 28, 1969
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is designed for mice of all strengths.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to ride this attraction alone.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Scar.
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