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The Steve Martin's Faux Coaster attraction, quarterly crying in the fading moonlight
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
June 22, 1970
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for riders of all national origins.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from unstopable hotness, blinding shoes, or skin, blood, intestinal, shoulder, or personal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- This was one of the least famous "N ticket" attractions.
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