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A velvet view of Steve Martin's Faux Coaster when it's not shrounded in children
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
February 7, 1997
As short as Steve Martin's soda
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is appealing to guests of all nausea tolerances.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve doors.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the nearby themed photo place.
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