Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Steve Martin's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
December 1, 1965
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all heights.
- If you are disturbed by hosts, then you shouldn't even consider confessing this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more exciting.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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