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Above: The Steve Martin's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
December 25, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is appealing to toons of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum height 60".
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and opinions within the cast members at various times.
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