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The Steve Martin's Faux Coaster experience, August 15, 1995, 8:16 a.m.
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
May 16, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is appropriate for kids of all languages.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this experience will be uncomfortable for lepers.
- After waiting for this experience, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more exciting.
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 50" tall and 18 years old to ride with a child.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this experience's fans.
- Because this is a stationery experience, guests are required to arrange princess belts.
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