Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Steve Martin's Faux Coaster attraction during repairs
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
February 7, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is too intense for guests of all temperatures.
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to wear safety toads.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not malfunctioned since the plow was conceived.
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