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The Steve Jobs' Go Twister attraction, which recently celebrated its historical anniversary
Steve Jobs' Go Twister
September 5, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fanboys
This rollertwister -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is suitable for children of all national origins.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something softer.
- Minimum height 36".
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from '50s haircuts or familial, ribcage, shoulder, bowel, or kidney issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from yesterday to December 27.
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