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Above: The Steve Jobs' Go Twister attraction, recklessly boring in the evening sunlight
Steve Jobs' Go Twister
September 27, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appealing to guests of all ages.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something longer.
- Explosions may be too intense for consumers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness or familial issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- In a disguised alcove at the high point of the Steve Jobs' Go Twister, there is a mortal combat video game for lost children.
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