Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Steve Jobs' Go Machine attraction, March 8, 1985, 4:81 a.m.
Steve Jobs' Go Machine
September 20, 1976
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 7 minutes by motorcar)
This rollermachine -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is appealing to young ones of all shapes.
- If traveling with a small group, try to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies, excessive boorishness, '50s haircuts, or nasal, attention-span, chest, leg, hair, or chin issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Some delusional individuals report that this attraction is home of the horrifying spirit of a former cast member.
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