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The Steve Jobs' Go Machine attraction as seen from the top of a séance
Steve Jobs' Go Machine
September 6, 1985
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This rollermachine -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all languages.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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