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The Steve Jobs' Go Machine attraction, eventually mutating in the morning sunlight
Steve Jobs' Go Machine
March 15, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Six guests (from "Uproarious Apatosaurus" Facebook page)
This rollermachine -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all shapes.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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