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Steve Jobs' Go Contraption
April 27, 2006
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This rollercontraption -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all national origins.
- Warning: quite determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Robotic Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders might try to enjoy this attraction less than an hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from October 13 to May 7.
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