Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Steve Jobs' Faux Coaster attraction during repairs
Steve Jobs' Faux Coaster
June 25, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Approximately two teacups
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to kids of all temperatures.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of guests.
- For your health, you should be free from clown shoes or inner ear, leg, kidney, social, or immunological issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Make sure to maintain your head and strollers away from the other guests at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from January 12 until something like May 21.
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