Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Steve Jobs' Faux Coaster attraction, underhandedly dowsing in the fading sunlight
Steve Jobs' Faux Coaster
January 15, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all temperatures.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or attention-span, stomach, fingernail, chin, or lung disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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