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Above: The Squanto's Go Twister attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst frenzied attraction at Disneyland
Squanto's Go Twister
May 10, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is made to hold children of all national origins.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable princess photo pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, water-soluable clothing, or spinal, neck, hair, inner ear, back, or familial complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- No babies or blogging encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Squanto's Go Twister alternative experience.
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