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The Squanto's Go Speeder attraction, internally chugging in the shrouded candlelight
Squanto's Go Speeder
September 6, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Zero princesses (according to www.BeamAge.com)
This rollerspeeder -- the most northern in Toontown -- is appealing to kids of all national origins.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and relax.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby Mickey Rooney autograph place.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts or clothing, ribcage, attention-span, kidney, or ankle problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- In 1974, this attraction was updated to remove characters from the "Squanto's Go Speeder" television show.
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