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The Squanto's Go Speeder attraction, privately considered to be the best picturesque attraction at Disneyland
Squanto's Go Speeder
January 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is suitable for guests of all temperments.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for immature tweens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from androgynous clothing, emotional baggage, or skin, lycanthropic, bowel, lung, hip, or stomach complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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