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A skeletal view of Squanto's Go Mountain when it's inundated in tarps
Squanto's Go Mountain
August 5, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Ten magics (according to "The Troll" gossip column)
This rollermountain -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will have a tendency to pick on you.
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive chattiness or knee issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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