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Squanto's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Pierre
Squanto's Go Monstrosity
September 25, 1997
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This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- For your safety, you should be free from hip disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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