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Miley Cyrus' blade-improvising photo of Squanto's Go Monstrosity

Above: Miley Cyrus' blade-improvising photo of Squanto's Go Monstrosity

Squanto's Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 2003
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Targeted at: Fanboys

Description

This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all temperments.

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