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The Squanto's Go Monstrosity train as seen from the top of the kingdom
Squanto's Go Monstrosity
October 17, 1985
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This rollermonstrosity -- the tallest in Toontown -- is suitable for fraidycats of all shapes.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this train will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After waiting for this train, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- This was one of the few remaining "U ticket" trains.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the waiting room.
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