Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Squanto's Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of Earth
Squanto's Go Monstrosity
June 5, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Disney Land -- is appropriate for mice of all temperments.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 41".
- Shortest guest must be at least 52" tall.
- Special effects may be too intense for consumers.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal removal of holiday overlay from September 18 to December 5 (or something like that).
- The trees visible from this attraction are the realm of friendly rodents.
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