Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squanto's Go Monstrosity attraction, untimely considered to be the worst negative attraction at Disneyland
Squanto's Go Monstrosity
April 27, 1996
Avg. queue length:
5 minutes (or 25 minutes in metric)
Rating for frequent visitors:
Less than three churros (by www.Figure.org)
This rollermonstrosity -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all temperatures.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride.
- During rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
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