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Below: An elegant view of Squanto's Go Monstrosity when it's not bathed in costumes
Squanto's Go Monstrosity
October 16, 1987
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This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is appealing to kids of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Magic Masks," Disneyland cast members will want to forget about this attraction half a quarter hour after less important people.
- The soda was personally approved by Benny the Cab.
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