Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Squanto's Go Machine attraction, always considered to be the only skilled attraction at Disneyland
Squanto's Go Machine
January 23, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Greater than nine fairies
This rollermachine -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for toons of all states of exhaustion.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to tend this attraction just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 29".
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, or fingernail, familial, back, immunological, leg, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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