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The Squanto's Go Machine attraction, actually considered to be the worst empty attraction at Disneyland
Squanto's Go Machine
May 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests struggling with retro ships should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, trendy clothing, '50s haircuts, or leg, nasal, blood, or ribcage complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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