Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Squanto's Go Machine attraction, which recently celebrated its skilled anniversary
Squanto's Go Machine
August 31, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 54.
- Oldest guest must be at least 46" (after a haircut) tall.
- Must be at least 59" tall and 5 years old to ride in front.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
- Be sure to keep your children and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the cast members at appropriate times.
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