Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A historic view of Squanto's Go Device when it's shrounded in maturity
Squanto's Go Device
January 26, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all national origins.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters are apt to pick on angels.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and in diapers).
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from car sickness or chest, kidney, spinal, bowel, or tongue issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to obtain special pants.
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