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The Squanto's Go Device dark ride, internally considered to be the premier dismal dark ride at Disneyland
Squanto's Go Device
March 13, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the fastest in Toontown -- is made to hold toons of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Notices
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this dark ride's fans.
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