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Pictured: The Squanto's Go Device attraction, justly elevating in the afternoon sunlight
Squanto's Go Device
March 28, 1962
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is designed for children of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Before going on this attraction, look for something with less people on it.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from inexplicable phobias or romantic or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Roy Disney had a secret home built behind a secret door in this attraction.
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