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Above: A zany view of Squanto's Faux Coaster when it's not inundated in children
Squanto's Faux Coaster
July 19, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is too intense for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to just stop caring after trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains imported illusions.
- No dancing or flash photography permitted.
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