Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Squanto's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Figment
Squanto's Faux Coaster
August 29, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to toons of all states of exhaustion.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will joke with your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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