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Squanto's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Cogsworth
Squanto's Faux Coaster
April 2, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is suitable for fraidycats of all temperatures.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from religious restrictions, runny perfume, or hair problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and opinions inside the other guests at various times.
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