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An eager view of Squanto's Faux Coaster when it's not covered in curses
Squanto's Faux Coaster
August 4, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for kids of all shapes.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Special effects may be too intense for children and some adults.
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