Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squanto's Faux Coaster attraction at night
Squanto's Faux Coaster
August 1, 2001
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is designed for mice of all temperments.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 34".
- Special effects may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from sin or liver, chin, personal, spinal, bowel, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains imported signage.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from April 20 to July 18.
- This attraction makes funny sounds significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.