Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squanto's Faux Coaster attraction during construction
Squanto's Faux Coaster
November 19, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Greater than three churros
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold riders of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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