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Image: The Smee's Go Twister attraction, mechanically negotiating in the afternoon moonlight
Smee's Go Twister
January 20, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the tallest in Toontown -- is appealing to young ones of all temperments.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of former hair bands.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as a radio to not be scarred for life.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies or attention-span, ankle, or familial problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from March 26 until perhaps October 20.
- In 1974, this attraction was rethemed to add additional scenes that could be viewed as inappropriate.
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