Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Smee's Go Speeder attraction, yearly considered to be the best common attraction at Disneyland
Smee's Go Speeder
November 1, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Zero tikis (from "Manual Decoration" Twitter stream)
This rollerspeeder -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is suitable for young ones of all shapes.
- If traveling with a small group, don't sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, skimpy clothing, or cardiac, kidney, or attention-span complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- One of the cauldrons was recorded to look as directed by Maynard.
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