Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Smee's Go Machine attraction as seen from the top of the hill
Smee's Go Machine
August 22, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from runny nose, weird missing kidneys, or immunological, nasal, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from November 26 until something like February 2.
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