Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Below: An albino view of Smee's Go Contraption when it's hidden in fog
Smee's Go Contraption
August 1, 1964
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This rollercontraption -- the fastest in Dandy Lines -- is made to hold guests of all national origins.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
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