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The Slinky Dog's Go Machine attraction, justly considered to be the worst eternal attraction at Disneyland
Slinky Dog's Go Machine
September 9, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus ten magics
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all strengths.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland vacationers are able to long for this attraction more than a half hour after everyone else.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness or bowel, ribcage, stomach, immunological, or lung disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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