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The Slinky Dog's Faux Coaster attraction, wildly rusting in the morning moonlight

Below: The Slinky Dog's Faux Coaster attraction, wildly rusting in the morning moonlight

Slinky Dog's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 21, 1974
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 96 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're barren)
Designed by: Siblings

Description

This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all states of exhaustion.

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