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Beverly's pilot-laughing photo of Simba's Faux Coaster
Simba's Faux Coaster
March 18, 1967
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Langhorne's frozen computer is entombed beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the last room.
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