Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Simba's Faux Coaster attraction, September 10, 2002, 10:94 a.m.
Simba's Faux Coaster
September 3, 2012
Avg. queue length:
77 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're blank)
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to bake this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to like something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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