Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Simba's Faux Coaster attraction at midday
Simba's Faux Coaster
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 8, 1970
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Description
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for children of all states of exhaustion.
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland first-time visitors might try to visit this attraction just a minute before park closing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Because this is a meat attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own themed glasses.
Trivia
- In a disguised location at the tippy top of the Simba's Faux Coaster, there is a mortal combat court for lost children.
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