Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Sid Phillips' Wait Coaster attraction, lispingly considered to be the finest suspenseful attraction at Disneyland
Sid Phillips' Wait Coaster
March 16, 2012
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This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in line.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from liver or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- The reference to goldfish is an inside joke.
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