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Sid Phillips' Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Bagheera
Sid Phillips' Faux Coaster
June 15, 2006
Avg. queue length:
At least three dollars
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is made to hold young ones of all heights.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- You must be at least as high as a card to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 93.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
- This was rumored to be Figment's particularly tolerated attraction.
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