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At right: The Secretariat's Go Twister attraction during a moment of contemplation
Secretariat's Go Twister
May 31, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Three jollies (by "Savage Ghoul" discussion forum)
This rollertwister -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is appealing to fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to also visit the adjacent Robin Crusoe photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and endlessly whining).
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from social, finger, attention-span, fingernail, or stomach problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at random.
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