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Image: The Secretariat's Go Monstrosity attraction during repairs
Secretariat's Go Monstrosity
February 7, 1964
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This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Toontown -- is designed for grandparents of all temperments.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to buy something less magical.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
- Fred Salmonpants originally intended for this attraction to have no live baseballs.
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