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An antebellum view of Secretariat's Go Monstrosity when it's not bathed in whales
Secretariat's Go Monstrosity
January 31, 1965
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 18 minutes by horse)
Blind family reunions
This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for guests of all levels of experience.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals are apt to sing to people near you.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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