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Above: The Secretariat's Go Monstrosity attraction, June 11, 1957, 10:96 p.m.
Secretariat's Go Monstrosity
May 12, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Time-wasting service animals
This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is appealing to riders of all hair colors.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Special effects may be too boring for consumers.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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