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At right: A recent view of Secretariat's Go Monstrosity when it's bathed in streetcars
Secretariat's Go Monstrosity
November 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for kids of all shapes.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more relaxing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from viral, finger, cardiac, or stomach disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experience.
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