Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Go Monstrosity attraction, November 21, 2014, 10:58 a.m.
Secretariat's Go Monstrosity
June 2, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all heights.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 60".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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