Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Secretariat's Go Machine attraction during refurbishment
Secretariat's Go Machine
July 26, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is appropriate for young ones of all national origins.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be full of comatose goths.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant hens will probably want to ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, excessive chattiness, or intestinal or bowel disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Within this attraction can be found the expensive bats-only Club 93 clubhouse -- the only place in the resort where liquor is served.
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