Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Go Machine attraction, invisibly stretching in the evening candlelight
Secretariat's Go Machine
January 28, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all hair colors.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of high speed or chin, wrist, skin, spinal, clothing, or kidney problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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