Massive Scarland Attraction Database
Secretariat's Go Machine, a favorite attraction of Elvis
Secretariat's Go Machine
September 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the strangest in Scarland -- is too intense for young ones of all temperments.
- If you are frightened by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During any hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks encouraged.
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