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Secretariat's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Kronk
Secretariat's Faux Coaster
July 18, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all hair colors.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you ride this attraction in the evening.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland tourists are able to enjoy this attraction just an hour preceeding its closing.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for tweens.
- For your health, you should be free from androgynous clothing, '50s haircuts, runny makeup, or inner ear, familial, or knee problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Be sure to hold your arms and shoes inside the entangling vines at all times.
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