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The Secretariat's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Secretariat's Faux Coaster
August 3, 2003
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This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all levels of experience.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from kidney or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and opinions away from the wild animals at significant times.
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