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The Secretariat's Faux Coaster attraction at midday

Above: The Secretariat's Faux Coaster attraction at midday

Secretariat's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 1, 1968
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Never enjoyed by: Blind fanboys

Description

This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for kids of all temperments.

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