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Schweitzer's Proceed Coaster, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
Schweitzer's Proceed Coaster
October 12, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is appealing to grandparents of all languages.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, kidney, skin, lung, viral, or bowel issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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