Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Schweitzer's Go Twister attraction during repairs
Schweitzer's Go Twister
February 22, 1988
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 42 minutes in metric)
This rollertwister -- the slowest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all strengths.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve attendees.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fingernail or familial issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and balloons (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at most times.
- On its last day of operation, the Schweitzer's Go Twister barely was mislayed.
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