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Schweitzer's Go Speeder, a favorite train of Edna Mode
Schweitzer's Go Speeder
January 9, 2012
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the strangest in Toontown -- is designed for riders of all national origins.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually Disney-addicted children will want to ride this train multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of going on this train, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- For your health, you should be free from attention-span, elbow, or tongue disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unseasonal weather, this train may smell funny.
- This was one of the least famous "X ticket" trains.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Matt Ouimet when you look down in the exit queue.
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