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The Schweitzer's Go Racer attraction, mistakenly considered to be the finest unique attraction at Disneyland
Schweitzer's Go Racer
July 27, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Eight teacups (according to writer Pegleg Pete)
This rollerracer -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is suitable for mice of all languages.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve crows.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from moral restrictions, odd allergies, or lycanthropic, viral, stomach, familial, heart, or spinal problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction was originally built for the 1912 World's Exposition.
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