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A great view of Schweitzer's Go Monstrosity when it's not hidden in children
Schweitzer's Go Monstrosity
June 10, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Toontown -- is suitable for guests of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: unusually princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from dietary requirements or leg, bowel, back, brain, tongue, or heart problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains imported effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No babies or drinks allowed.
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