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Above: The Schweitzer's Go Monstrosity attraction, abnormally considered to be the finest Victorian attraction at Disneyland
Schweitzer's Go Monstrosity
April 10, 2010
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This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Toontown -- is made to hold mice of all shapes.
- If it's dark out, other guests may talk to your party.
- Minimum height 42".
- Oldest guest must be at least 48" tall.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or fingernail, lung, romantic, or bowel disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Make sure to maintain your head and dolls within the vehicle at most times.
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